I toured the Commercial Care Division (my new dept) Labs today, and learned a lot about what we produce. My division sells cleaners and scrubbers, and cleaning chemicals to hospitals and restaurants. We make really cool stuff. I was pretty impressed. It's cool to spend time with people who get excited about what they do.
Conversely, I must be a real drag to hang out with.
Does any of the cool stuff you make get the fart smell off couches? I dare ya to ask your boss.
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ReplyDeleteDear boss,
A friend of mine is having a problem with her couch. It smells like farts. Any sugestions?
Erin
Subject: Re: A friend's couch
Erin--
I think she should probably just get a new couch. We may be 3M, inventors of the Post-It and other genius products, but we have not yet found a way to remove the "fart smell" from upholstery or foam cushions. Send her my best.
Boss
Well, there you have it.
Shut up Erin, You are a blast and you know it! Just you don't get excited about scrubbie pads.
ReplyDeleteErin, wanna quit your job and work a paper route? Think of the laughs...
ReplyDeletetrue story!
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