PMS--Polar Mood Swings

The other night, Richard asked, "Do you have PMS?"
I thought about denying it, as usual, but conceded defeat, "Yes."
He said, "Ugh. Not again."

My thoughts exactly, my darling husband.


That time of the month
I'll be moody as hell, dear
Just don't bring it up.

I'm warning you, creep...
Mount Vesuvius doesn't
Compare to what's next

Now here come the tears
Don't say I didn't warn you
Well, now I'm just pissed.