I hope you don't mind, but I used you today.
Well, sort of.
I needed to return your call, but chose to do it just as Troublesome Co-Worker was approaching my desk.
As it went to your voicemail and he was still standing here looking at me, I covered the receiver and said sweetly, "Do you need something? It's going to be quite a while."
He said, "Um, muhm mumblity fumblity foom moom," and walked away.
I left you a message and made three other phone calls lest Co-Worker should think I was finished working.
I hope you don't mind,
All my love,
Erin
p.s. I really think I might be on to something. You may have more phone calls to look forward to over the next 26 days. Do you mind if I call you seven times per day?
HA HA! Great avoidance tactic! You're going to need a phonebook pretty soon. Maybe you should pick it up and just start talking to the dialtone about all the "weird" symptoms you're having - and scare him off that way ;) Or not. Who knows what he'd tell Dom and the other coworkers...
ReplyDeleteCan I get on the calling list?
ReplyDeleteCall me too!
ReplyDeleteyou can call me too, I would love to get voice mails...
ReplyDeletebut I have to get you my number...
hee hee
Send me your phone numbers.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this is still happening. Do you think you should seriously talk to your boss? This is harrassment, in many ways. By now I would either be talkin to his wife, or I would have a restraining order~
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, only 25 more days to go, according to your countdown. I say make as many phone calls as you have to to make it through. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI think dads like it when their daughters "use them." It makes them still feel important! And useful.
ReplyDeleteErin...I think maybe you should tell Troublesome Co-worker that your father can hit a 40" bull's eye at 1000 yards using a rifle with open sights and see what kind of reaction you get.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Dad