Shh.
Mommy's tiiiiired.
Day one at VBS was a huge success.
Here is what we did:
Sit on your line.
Stand on your line.
Sit on your line.
Stand on your line.
Sit on your--
just kidding! Stand up!
Here's some...GLITTER!!!
Now, RUNAROUNDOUTSIDE!
Run!
Don'ttriponyourcrocs!
Didyoutrip?
Doyouneedabandaid?
Nonononodon'tcry!
SNAAAAAACK!
JesusJesusGodPowerJesus!
Jesus.
Thankful!
Jesusgivesusthepowertobethankful!
AAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sit down.
Stand up.
Sit.
Stand.
Sit.
Stand.
Dance!
Sit.
Stand.
Go home.
Bring Mommy a margarita.
Yeah, me too. Come to think of it I'll TAKE two.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha, I still love VBS. :)
ReplyDeleteThat one had Mary laughing so hard she had to leave the room. ifyaknowwhatimean.
ReplyDeleteMary says thanks for letting her hold Shirley!
Can I have 3 Amaretto Sours? Maybe 5? Five makes me feel very good.
ReplyDeleteDrinking in the newly decorated women's restroom will transpire tomorrow p.m. at 12:01
ReplyDeleteOooh and Chadder. Don't forget about Chadder.
ReplyDeleteThings were calm and peaceful in the kitchen...you're welcome to stop in and do deep breathing exercises.
ReplyDeleteI got a big wiggle out of all the crazy scientists and their hair!
Don't get me wrong. I still love VBS. Even though it's driven me to drink. In the ladies room. At 12:01.
ReplyDeletemake room in tomorrows' schedule for chocolate chip cookies.
ReplyDeleteWill they be warm?
ReplyDeleteand gooey?
Will you come find me in the nursery? We were half starved today, and dehydrated.
Hmm...I was thinking about volunteering next year. On second thought...
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