If one spouse is sick:
-No one sleeps.
-There will not be enough Nyquil to go around.
-There is no such thing as germs. (You share everythingeverythingeverything anyway. Why bother avoiding germs anymore?)
If (when) both spouses are sick:
-No one sleeps.
-Nyquil is not an option because the baby needs a parent who is not hungover in the morning.
-All meals (mostly for the child's benefit) will be made in the microwave.
If both spouses and the baby are sick:
-No one sleeps.
-Mommy is no longer sick even though she's still sick.
-All meals (for the whole family) are yogurt or ice cream. Or Goldfish Crackers.
7 comments:
hmmm.. maybe I'm always sick. All I eat is yogurt and ice cream.
I'm very sorry you're all feeling miserable - but man does your humor still come shining through. Thanks for the chuckle.
Thanks, Jo. I'm not sick (yet). I'm just projecting what my future holds...
Erin - you're pretty much a projection genius then. I'm glad you know what's in store. It sure beats being surprised and disappointed. ;)
So true!
LOL! Hope you are all feeling better soon!
Erin I have not been sick since the year 2000! Even when I was sick. lol
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