Slavery

Mommies don't get vacations.
They get to work harder...in the sun.

Tailgators (Get it? Like Aligators?)

I am that jerk who pulls over to the side of the road to let you pass if you're following me too close.
I'm not sure why that makes *me* the jerk, though.

Shopping

Why shouldn't I be using anti-aging products on my "young" skin right now? I want my skin to stay young.
Follow my logic?
CoverGirl, you are a clever machine.

If Only

If Aldi did photo printing and sold The Real Thing, it would darn near be the perfect store.
Oh, and a Redbox.

Dear New Sofa Bed,

Thanks for that.
Sincerely yours,
Erin
p.s. I think I broke my femur.

Dear Church,

Sorry.
Love,
Erin

Minivan Mama

Dear Other Cars,
What am I? Chopped liver?
I was not aware that driving a minivan changes my driving status to: Invisible.
Go ahead. You've got places to be.
Sincerely,
Erin
p.s. Start seeing minivans!