I had a VERY vivid dream last night that I went to Mexico to get my nipples pierced. It was horrible. The pain was excruciating, then they were crooked (whatever THAT looks like--let your imagination run wild), then they got infected. Oh, and I did this well while I was lactating ifyouknowwhatimean.
I kept thinking, "Why are you doing this? This is a terrible idea. Don't do this!" But I did it anyway.
I was so relieved to wake up and find that I hadn't actually done it.
That would be a bad idea. I don't think I'll do that.