Thursday, February 05, 2009

Sleeping to Dream

I had a VERY vivid dream last night that I went to Mexico to get my nipples pierced. It was horrible. The pain was excruciating, then they were crooked (whatever THAT looks like--let your imagination run wild), then they got infected. Oh, and I did this well while I was lactating ifyouknowwhatimean.
I kept thinking, "Why are you doing this? This is a terrible idea. Don't do this!" But I did it anyway.
I was so relieved to wake up and find that I hadn't actually done it.
That would be a bad idea. I don't think I'll do that.

4 comments:

angie said...

HAHAHA oh my gosh, what were you watching on tv right before you fell asleep? i find that dreams and television are very distinctly connected. last night i watched pineapple express before bed. then, i dreamt that i threw a yellow zucchini into the woods and the woods threw a pineapple back at me.
i'm just saying, maybe you shouldn't watch shows with nipple piercing before bedtime.

kristi said...

LOL......my brother got his nipples pierced and he said it was like they put a telephone pole through his nipples.

He is weird..!

kristi noser said...

Shirley and your future offspringcherubs thank you. Very. Much.

LadyD said...

OMS. That sounds like some kind of a repressed dream about nursing, pain, teething, teeth, biting, and an end to nursing.
:)