Erin: Look! There's one of those new Corvettes. Those are so cool. I would look so good in one of those.
Richard: That's a Camaro.
E: Whatever. Same diff.
R: Not "whatever!" There's a big difference!
E: I don't see it.
R [getting upset]: There's a HUGE difference!
E: What's the difference?
R: It's in the attitude.
E [exasperated]: Tell me.
R: The Corvette attitude is like, "Hey! I'm middle aged! I have a lot of money! Look at me!" And the Camaro attitude is like, "I'm young. I can't afford this car, but I bought it anyway because it is so. effing. cool."
E [laughing]: I'm totally blogging this.
R: I know.
5 comments:
I totally agree with Richard. No young person in their right mind would EVER buy a Corvette--unless he already had a new Camaro.
I wish I was young and poor so I could buy a new Camaro. They are awesome looking.
HA! you can't argue that logic.
Shannon and I saw about 12 Corvettes pulling out of the Kwik Trip in Hudson yesterday morning. "Mom", she said, "they are all gray-haired ladies!"
Proves the point.
Even a POS Camaro is badder than a Corvette. (Not like you'll ever find a Corvette in need of work - they are all babied by their middle-age-crisis male owners.)
One of my hubbies Uncles has the new Camaro. He's 64 but still THINKS he's 25. Another category in case you were needing one. Just sayin.
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