Friday, November 07, 2008

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Erin: What are you watching?
Rich: Chuck Norris.
Erin: I know, but which movie?
Rich: Does it matter?

5 comments:

Melissa said...

I love Chuck Norris jokes!

Jessie said...

haha, Max is obsessed with Chuck Norris as sad as that sounds. He has a shirt with a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes on there and a pic of him.

carrie said...

Jon and I rec'd Chuck Norris folders from one of his uncles for a wedding present. Jon loved it.

angie said...

superman wears chuck norris pj's to bed.

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up. He pushes the Earth down.