A friend sent me this email the other day. I laughed, but didn't think about it too much...until this morning when I realized that I've taken three baths in the last 24 hours and not used soap in any of them.
Anyhow, here's the email:
I want to officially welcome you to Stay At Home Motherhood!! Youare a SAHM!! YEAH!
Some of the perks include but are not limited to...
-Jammie day (everyday)
-Sweats when it's not jammie day
-Spit up stains on jammies or sweats
-Gazing at a newborn for hours it seems
-Kissing that newbaby face and skin
-Baby Magic smell
-Hours and hours of video footage of sleeping babe,yawning babe, baby with hiccups, baby smiling...
-Quiet nursing time when all is right with the world
-NOT HAVING TO GET UP AND GET GOING OUT THE DOOR TO WORK!!
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I'm not at work.
I think it's time to celebrate. (With soap.)