I have great luck with skinny little guys who cut my hair.
Hair Cutter Guy (while combing out my wet hair): So, how often do you swim?
Erin (looking down at GI.GAN.TIC. belly): I don't do much swimming these days.
HCG: Oh, really? You totally have the body for it.
E (looking down at E.NOR.MOUS. belly once again): Yeah, I look a lot like Michael Phelps.
HCG: Well, you have a lot of mineral build-up in your hair.
E: Oh. My secret is out.
What the WHAT?!?