Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Dear Haircutting Girl,

Thank you for your congratulations on the new baby.
A note: if you make me take my glasses off, I can't see what you're doing, but I CAN still hear just fine. There is no need to shout to me about any of the following:
-Breast pumps
-Breastmilk, frozen or otherwise
-Mucous plugs
-Post-pregnancy weight (This might have been the worst topic of all. I didn't need you to shout that I will lose all my weight--which, for the record, I already have, so thanks for that.)
Sincerely,
Erin
p.s. You did a good job on my bangs, though.

5 comments:

angie said...

you lost all your weight already?? high-five to you!!! that's gotta be a good feeling. :)

Karla with a K said...

Erin, you crack me up.
Congratulations on your very beautiful baby girl.
And welcome to motherhood and the wonderful word of SAHM.

God's blessings to your family - Karla

Karla with a K said...

btw, you know, it's a toss up: rude, yet nice job on the bangs. I say hormone level will be the deciding factor on if she stays or if it's time to find a new pair of scissors.

(what do you mean, what do I mean about hormone levels? (twitching as I reach for the stashed chocolate.))

Anonymous said...

What is it about you that makes people invade your boundaries?

Swampy

Jolene said...

LOL! Oh boy. What a treat that trip was :)