Monday, April 28, 2008

Dear Walgreens Pharmacist,

Listen, you slack-jawed nincompoop.
When I dropped off my prescription on Thursday and you told me it wouldn't be ready until Friday at 5pm, I thought, "Well...I guess I'll live." I told you how much pain I was in and asked if there was anything you could do to speed up the process. Remember how you promised to help and that you would call me when it was done?
It's Monday.
I haven't been this angry in a long time. I'm so angry, in fact, that I intend to call your boss just as soon as I figure out your name.
I wouldn't call your boss if you hadn't stood there like a sniveling ninny with your tongue hanging out saying things like, "Unfortunately I didn't call you, but I put it together on Saturday."
Unfortunately??? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? Is this my fault? Is that what you're implying here? And, you did this on SATURDAY?!? Are you fricking kidding me??
Some day, when you get married, you chubby-faced, wanna-be doctor (if you can get some protuberant fool to marry you), and you have a baby and your wife is at home crying because her breasts hurt so bad that she doesn't want to feed her infant, I. HOPE. YOU. THINK. OF. ME.
p.s. For the record, I don't think you are sorry. Oh, but I will make you sorry.


Jolene said...

I'M SO SORRY! that is a beyond-miserable feeling. hope all is better very soon.

Kris H said...

Oh, Erin! I'm sorry this happened to you. That is a ridiculous amount of time to wait for your prescription. I know how miserable it is and am praying you'll be feeling better soon.

Cara said...

Youch. I am so sorry. If that is anything like mastitis, you must be in agony. Hang in there.

Katie R. said...

If it IS mastitis, I am so sorry. Oh I know how you are feeling and it hurts to breathe and be alive let alone feed your baby girl. That is way too long to have to wait. If you figure out this person's name I'll be happy to call and yell for ya...

I'll pray the meds. help soon. If I remember correctly they sorry. You are way tougher than I.

kristi noser said...

I can't believe they are so busy that they can't get a scrip filled in less than a day. Give me a break. I HATE Walgreens pharmacy from my own experiences, but that was absolutely unbelievable. Maybe he will have a kidney stone someday and have to wait a few days for his pain meds. That'll teach him.
Yep. Be a squeaky wheel on this one for sure.

angie said...

what the h?!?! that is awful. i'm so sorry for the pain and frustration you've been put through.

Carla said...

So sorry about that!! Any other pharmacies that would appreciate your business?

Scholar and Sailor said...

definitely - be the squeaky wheel! you know that you can't be the only one to receive poor treatment.