Thursday, May 15, 2008

Lost then Found

Then lost again.
Then found.
I lost my curling iron. Gone. Disappeared.
I tore the house apart looking for it. Who loses a curling iron? Honestly. I'm ashamed to admit, friends and brethren, that I took the Lord's name in vain.
Finally, I went out and bought a new one. I was so proud of myself. Only $11 to replace it! I was expecting to spend $20!
I brought it home and used it once before it broke. The buttons popped out. Can you believe that? Just popped right out. I couldn't even turn it off. I had to unplug it!
So, I returned it and bought a much fancier curling iron on sale for 50% off! Only $15! I am an amazing shopper.
Then, true to lost-item-buy-a-new-one-to-replace-it form, I found the old curling iron. I discussed it with Richard and decided to return the $15--slash--$30 curling iron (that I had never used yet at this point) to get my money back.
But then we couldn't find it.
So, I went to use the old one.
Couldn't find it either.
Just when I started to think Richard was playing a cruel joke on me, I found both of them.
I think I'll keep them both, just in case.

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This just in: A fancy curling iron will burn your ear just as fast as an old one.


Jodi said...

It's baby brain. I am losing everything at home AND work!

angie said...

oh my gosh, erin. this is one of those times when all you can say is "stuff is hard."

Kara Jo said...

No way. You're killin' me.

Jon said...

Label changed to: Tomfoolery and Skulduggery

carrie said...

this is what my co-workers call "mommy brain"

Coffeegirl said...

Yep..and add more lose even more....

Swampy-Rah said...

I didn't know you were into Curling; such a fascinating sport, too.

erin said...

It runs in the family. My dad actually played in a curling league for a while.

LauraLynn said...

Oh, The Ear......
Done it a hundred times:(
The worst is when it bubbles up and you were planning on wearing your hair up~

Ear Wart.

Ariel said...

This happens to me with plastic forks. I put one in my lunch every morning, but it's never there at lunch time. WHERE does it go?