Sunday, May 25, 2008

Dear Past Erin,

Your friends and family have been extremely understanding and forgiving to you since the baby was born, but if you don't start brushing your teeth soon, none of them are going to talk to you anymore.
A child is no excuse for poor hygiene.
I'm warning you, brush. your. teeth.
Twice a day.
Every day.
Sincerely yours,
Future Erin

7 comments:

kristi noser said...

floss too. don't forget flossing.

mcc monk said...

gargle. spit. rinse. buff. polish. cap. crown. fill. drill. repeat.

Coffeegirl said...

You could always chew gum...

Swampy-Rah said...

So that's what drove the buzzards off of that bloated deer carcass...

angie said...

that's good advice.

LauraLynn said...

Yep, you could chew gum, but then just don't smile....

Nothin like drinking red Kool-aid and then looking in the mirror to see you now have red food residue between your teeth......

4 kids. I am just sayin........

Mandi said...

Did u run outta toothpaste again?? :)