Tuesday, July 18, 2006

PMS--Polar Mood Swings

The other night, Richard asked, "Do you have PMS?"
I thought about denying it, as usual, but conceded defeat, "Yes."
He said, "Ugh. Not again."

My thoughts exactly, my darling husband.


That time of the month
I'll be moody as hell, dear
Just don't bring it up.

I'm warning you, creep...
Mount Vesuvius doesn't
Compare to what's next

Now here come the tears
Don't say I didn't warn you
Well, now I'm just pissed.

5 comments:

zoƫ said...

amen, sista.

amen.

kristi noser said...

Yes, the emotional rollercoaster that is PMS. John always says,"I can fix that for you." Um, nope, thanks.

Anonymous said...

You are not alone child, as you well know! Give in to the urge, eat the chocolate and at least enjoy the mood. lovemom

Anonymous said...

Ya over it yet? Time to blog...

kristi noser said...

Y'know what helps with PMS? Blogging!