Cute kid, but come on...seriously.
"The Taliban are on the move again in Afghanistan. And, in other news, Suri Cruise has two eyes, a nose and a full head of hair."
Well said, Joal Ryan.
A series of haiku in honor of Baby Suri.
Tom Cruise must be gay.
It's the only thing that can
explain the weirdness.
Maybe if he would
just come out of the closet
things would make more sense.
Don't care if he's gay--
more power to him, I say.
The charade must end!
3 comments:
He's a Scientologist and probably gay.
OH! I should have fit 'Scientologist' into my haiku. I'll have to work on that!
Did you see that they had Suri's "first poop" bronzed and auctioned off for charity? it was a huge piece of poop. definately not a baby's first.
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