I spent two hours alone with my sister tonight. Among the normal girl stuff we usually talk about, we covered the following:
-The guy who came in to the GAP to try on a bikini.
-The guy who came in to Perkins and asked Lauren if she liked his new breasts.
-The girl at the restaurant last night who tried to lick Lauren. Twice.
-The guy at the golf club who sold his nail salon and gave Lauren ten free nail polish bottles out of the trunk of his car. (This one isn't quite as weird, but when you look at the other things that happens to Lauren, it just sort of fits.)
-Watching a man eat the worm out of the bottom of the bottom of the tequila bottle (OK, mezcal, if we're gonna get technical) and telling Lauren all about the texture--it's more like a grub than a worm, but not as soft as a caterpillar.
And you guys thought my work bathroom stories were crazy.
10 comments:
If people only knew why you were laughing so hard....lovemom
Oh my.
Why are you two laughing so hard?
Lauren - search your feelings; come join the blogosphere...
ha, WOW. and i thought i had weird work experiences. i wonder if she should skip the blog completely and jump right into a memoir???
Man, my life is dull in comparison. Where do you two hang out?
I am jealous of your girl time..... We gotta get together ! :) Miss you!
She definately needs to entertain us all.
I wanna know what you were laughing at too.
Lauren had just handed out the "something blue" for my wedding.
Skyy Blue Vodka Shots.
When did I stop reading your blog and start watching a Fellini film? What did you say the address of your sister's blog was?
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