Erin: Richard, henceforth, for the remainder of our days as husband and wife, your toothbrush shall be RED.
Richard: What if I want blue?
Erin: No, Red. Red for Richard.
Richard: No, Blue. Blue for Boy.
Erin: Do you WANT blue?
Erin: Ok then, Red for Richard.
Richard: Hey, which toothbrush is mine? Blue, right?