Thursday, August 14, 2008

0% Body Fat

Sometimes when I'm watching gymnastics or swimming, I think to myself, "Man. If I had to wear that little tiny outfit, I would be so self conscious!"
Then I think, "Shoot. If I looked like that, I would never get dressed."
Never.
You'd come over to my house and I'd be all naked and stuff.
I'd be hangin' around drinking my iced coffee, not jiggling.

11 comments:

Mandi said...

That just happened yesterday morning. You were all hanging out. Then magically coffee and a mcmuffin appeared...hahaha

kathaleend said...

I was going to say the same thing! You have a lot more hanging out than those gymnasts. WARNING - give a shout before entering Erin's house unannounced....

lovemom

kristi noser said...

Y'know what they said on the Today show? It takes THREE people to put those suits on the swimmers. Doesn't that sound like fun?

erin said...

When I wrote this, I don't think I realized how much time I actually spend without a shirt on.
Hmmm.
What's a breastfeeding SAHM to do?

LauraLynn said...

You must have a VERY happy mailman....

LauraLynn said...

Oh Ya' and I would be putting on my own suit...thank you very much~
Good Grief.

Katie R. said...

Erin, I thank you for giving me the information I needed to officially cross off "Olympic Swimmer" from my life's to-do list.

Kara Jo said...

I love you, Erin.

angie said...

heheh oh, erin. :)

Mandi said...

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/The-mystery-of-the-black-stuff-on-Kerri-Walsh-s-?urn=oly,100877

The black shoulder sticker mystery is solved!!

swirlingeddy said...

That is funny. We have a running joke making fun of Wade for not wearing a shirt. I've said, if I had a body like Wade's, you would never SEE me in a shirt. I wouldn't even OWN a shirt.