Monday, August 04, 2008

Nomoretalking.

Shh.
Mommy's tiiiiired.
Day one at VBS was a huge success.
Here is what we did:
Sit on your line.
Stand on your line.
Sit on your line.
Stand on your line.
Sit on your--
just kidding! Stand up!
Here's some...GLITTER!!!
Now, RUNAROUNDOUTSIDE!
Run!
Don'ttriponyourcrocs!
Didyoutrip?
Doyouneedabandaid?
Nonononodon'tcry!
SNAAAAAACK!
JesusJesusGodPowerJesus!
Jesus.
Thankful!
Jesusgivesusthepowertobethankful!
AAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sit down.
Stand up.
Sit.
Stand.
Sit.
Stand.
Dance!
Sit.
Stand.
Go home.

Bring Mommy a margarita.

11 comments:

kristi noser said...

Yeah, me too. Come to think of it I'll TAKE two.

Katie R. said...

hahahahaha, I still love VBS. :)

kristi noser said...

That one had Mary laughing so hard she had to leave the room. ifyaknowwhatimean.
Mary says thanks for letting her hold Shirley!

LauraLynn said...

Can I have 3 Amaretto Sours? Maybe 5? Five makes me feel very good.

LauraLynn said...

Drinking in the newly decorated women's restroom will transpire tomorrow p.m. at 12:01

Carla said...

Oooh and Chadder. Don't forget about Chadder.

Kelli said...

Things were calm and peaceful in the kitchen...you're welcome to stop in and do deep breathing exercises.

I got a big wiggle out of all the crazy scientists and their hair!

erin said...

Don't get me wrong. I still love VBS. Even though it's driven me to drink. In the ladies room. At 12:01.

Swampy-Rah said...

make room in tomorrows' schedule for chocolate chip cookies.

LauraLynn said...

Will they be warm?
and gooey?

Will you come find me in the nursery? We were half starved today, and dehydrated.

Kara Jo said...

Hmm...I was thinking about volunteering next year. On second thought...