This morning, I woke up at 3:31 to go to the bathroom.
I remember the days when, 1. I didn't wake up in the middle of the night for anything, and 2. Getting out of bed to do anything was EASY. In fact, I remember when doing anything in bed was easy...alas, I digress.
By the time I made it back to bed it was 3:33.
I thought to myself, "Quick, make a wish!"
I wished to be on time for work today.
At 3:34, I thought, "Well that was a waste of a wish."
2 comments:
Oh my gosh that's funny - a waste of a wish!
When Cheryl was pregnant with Timothy I once woke her up-in my sleep-to ask if she needed my help; she asked for what I replied-still asleep- to get up to pee. She asked I have to pee? I rreplied-still sleeping- yes, I'm your husband; I know these things.
She got up and peed, then told me all about it in the morning.
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