Do not leave your Omega-3 Fish Oil pills out.
You leave one on your nightstand on the evening of January 9, where the cat finds it, plays with it, knocks it on the floor and shares it with the dog. You are very sad about this.
Sincerely,
Future Erin
p.s. The coffee is poisoned!
p.p.s. The dog will pee in the same spot in your bedroom exactly 438 more times before he is hit by a car, strangely enough, in your own driveway.
-F.E.
4 comments:
gaul, i love notes from future selves. :) too bad this one didn't come through yesterday, huh?
sorry about your pill.
A cat shares a fish pill with a dog? Kind cat.
Angie, there was a paper jam in the fax machine, so I didn't get it in time.
Pat, I guess share probably isn't the right word...
Dear future Pedro,
Please stay out of the driveway. Also, you still smell like fish.
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