Thursday, November 29, 2007

SURVIVOR - Wisconsin Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Hayward, Rice Lake, Balsam Lake, Chetek, over to Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Minnesota license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder. Go Vikings.
The first one who makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins.

7 comments:

Kelli said...

If they make it out of Milwaukee, they'll be lucky. Certainly won't make it out of Green Bay alive...

Katie R. said...

LOL - too funny.

Carla said...

Sign me up.

theswamphare said...

which Volvo model? It should have been converted to use alternate fuel also.

BTW, you're the funniest.

-V- said...

THAT. was good. ;-)

kristi noser said...

As a challenge, they will have to tailgate at Lambeau in a Vikings uniform, and serve corndogs and wine coolers.

Joey said...

Ooh, I like Kristi's idea! I also like that they're going through Rhinelander. Way to give the hometown some love :)